Kid Saying Words on Chalkboard Funny
At crime scenes where they sketch out a body with chalk?
Is that technically a die-agram?
What is a superhero name given to someone who never misses with a chalk?
Chawkeye.
My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted
Chalkolate
Did you see they finally came out with a new chalk board?
It's pretty remarkable!
Chalk it up to my artistic skill
White boards are really amazing...
...in fact, they're remarkable.
A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.
The mortician asked the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he's already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says "I don't care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "whatever this costs I'm very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I'm incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says "there's no charge." Shocked she replies "no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit." "Honestly ma'am", the mortician says, "it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads."
My wife designed a dress made completely from recycled whiteboards!
It's really quite remarkable!
Not sure if this board works out.
I find white boards interesting
They're quite remarkable.
Must have been really board standing all day.
What did the blackboard say to the eraser when they broke up?
Can't we just chalk about it?
Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s
That's remarkable!
The professor had used the entire blackboard for the lecture
The blackboard is now chalk-full of information
Whiteboards are mankinds greatest invention
They are absolutely remarkable.
Blackboards were around long before the invention of whiteboards in the '60s...
Both are highly remarkable inventions. Chalk that up to man's ingenuity.
What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?
A chalk-latte
I've always thought kids being able to draw on the sidewalks at school is only teaching them that vandalism is okay...
but I guess it could be chalked up to freedom of expression...
Some people don't think whiteboards are interesting...
Personally I find them remarkable
When I was a kid we had blackboards now you kids use whiteboards.
The eracism is getting worse.
My friend died by consuming excess amounts of Calcium Carbonate.
He chalked himself to death.
Arts teacher draws class portrait on blackboard
Now the entire student body is in chalk.
My wife got me good
We we're out shoe shopping earlier and she couldn't find anything she liked. Me: "I think we're going to have to chalk this one up as a loss" Her: "I will never except de feet"
My 2 year old asked me to draw a cookie on the sidewalk.
Sure! I'll make you a Chalk-alate chip cookie. The look on my wife's face made me realize i have become my dad...
an old man died and was delivered to the local mortuary.....
.. and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, 'There's no charge.' 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortician says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'
How do blackboards communicate?
They chalk to each other
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